We pan down slowly to see K2K and FYRE's home....as the title flashes on the screen: "NIGHTMARE REDUX 4: THE ASSCLOWN MASTER" We see that THE GRIMNIR is watching FYRE toss and turn on the bed. He then sees that FYRE, who can be a bit of a blonde at times, has left the window open. He climbs into the bedroom, shuffling over to FYRE's nightstand. THE GRIMNIR opens the drawer and sees it. A 10 inch, jet black, ebony dildo. He pockets it in his Hammer Parachute Pants. Looking over at FYRE, he crosses over to the bed. He caresses her cheek. THE GRIMNIR WEG. CUT TO: THE DREAM WORLD K2K and FREDDYFAN are walking around, trying to find the Infinitechat.com server. FREDDYFAN Are you ever going to tell me about Fyre and her pussy grooming habits? K2K ignites the bansaber and presses it next to FREDDYFAN's neck. K2K I will not hesitate to saber-whip you. FREDDYFAN Heh, sorry K. K2K Now stop thinking with your dick and help me find this chat server so we can warn everyone. FREDDYFAN Let's talk about Fyre's mother...she hot? CUT TO: DEADITE82's bedroom. He awakens from a terrible nightmare. DEADITE82 Damn Grimnir dreams.... He crosses over to his magazine rack. Hidden under copies of Maxim and Playboy is a copy of Better Farm Living. He opens it up to the article "Impregnation of the Donkey" and unzips his pants.... DEADITE82 Mmmmm....ass cock. Suddenly he hears a loud noise behind him. He turns around, while trying to zip up at the same time. Unfortunately, he gets his left nut caught in the zipper. DEADITE82 MOTHERFUCKER...THAT HURT! While stumbling around his house trying to free his ball, he bumps something. Look- ing up, he sees that it is THE GRIMNIR. THE GRIMNIR grabs DEADITE82 and brings out the black 10 inch dildo. He then rams it into DEADITE82's ear. DEADITE82 slumps to the floor, dead. THE GRIMNIR WEG CUT TO: NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET CHATROOM. Several of the remaining members are there. BEGIN CHAT TRANSCRIPT NancyThompson: Well, wit K2K comatizd and Fyre too hornee to post, I guess I am in charge. InfernoRiff: Not so fast Nancy, I am a mod too. Mechadragon X: You both forgot about me. InfernoRiff: You have penises for fingers Mechadragon X: So? NancyThompson: Good point Riff. LOL Sonof100Maniacs: I am still new...but I am a girl, honest. Michael Myers: Me too. RIP: How you two doin? 8 ) Mechadragon X: Cool your hormones...they are only 17. RIP: It's like my grandmother says, if there is grass on the field, play ball! Mechadragon X: Yeah and your grandmother is in prison for exposing herself to 2 year olds. RIP: Oh yeah. K2K: Grimnir's coming InfernoRiff: WTF? K2K didn't enter the room Mechadragon X: Fucking infinitechat. K2K: be careful..... Mechadragon X: Guess this means the server's going down again. InfernoRiff: FUCK!! K2K: Oh and Riff, get laid already. Michael Myers: I'm scared Sonof100Maniacs: Me too. Let's have a sleepover RIP: Can I come? Mechadragon X: Ewwww Sonof100Maniacs: Sure. RIP: Yay...pillowfights and titties!!!! END CHAT TRANSCRIPT. CUT TO: THE SLEEPOVER. SONOF100MANIACS, MICHAEL MYERS, AND RIP are all having a pillowfight. It's raining outside. When the lightning flashes, we can see THE GRIMNIR pressed against the window, dildo in hand. SONOF100MANIACS Yay...that was fun. What do we do now? RIP Strip poker MICHAEL MYERS Ewww....you're like....20. RIP Then what? MICHAEL MYERS Let's talk about the smilies on the board. I like overusing and abusing them. RIP You two can abuse me...I don't mind. SONOF100MANIACS Ewwww....really dude, you're like...20 RIP This sleepover sucks. Suddenly, THE GRIMNIR bursts through the window. He kills all three with a dildo to the ear. THE GRIMNIR WEG CUT TO: GRYPHON KRUEGER's home. He's sitting there, masterbating feverishly to a workprint of Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master. GRYPHON KRUEGER Oh yeah Freddy, flick that claw for me.... From behind, he gets a dildo in the ear. THE GRIMNIR stands behind him. THE GRIMNIR WEG CUT TO: NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET CHATROOM. PHOS, NANCYTHOMPSON, MECHADRAGON X, TOM K, and INFERNORIFF are there. BEGIN CHAT TRANSCRIPT: PhoS: Well last night Gryphon Krueger, Sonof100Maniacs, Michael Myers, and RIP all died. Mechadragon X: Who cares? They were all newbies. NancyThompson: Fuk u Riff, I am in charge. TomK: Anyone else drinking beers? InfernoRiff: Fuck you Nancy, I'm in charge. PhoS: I think K2K is somehow in a dream state and he's warning us with the powers of the board and chat that The Grimnir is somehow real and he's after all of us. Mechadragon X: Damn, K2K just won't let this thing die huh.... *PhoS glowers at Mechadragon X* Mechadragon X: No pun intended. PhoS: Fuck you guys. I'm gonna go get stoned. END CHAT TRANSCRIPT CUT TO: PHOS' home. He's getting baked in his basement, watching a bootleg of the TCM remake. PHOS Get that bitch, Leatherface. Suddenly, THE GRIMNIR bursts through the wall, knocking down PHOSs' entertainment center of a cinderblock and a plywood board. PHOS Dammit, I was watching that. THE GRIMNIR puts his dildo into PHOS's ear. THE GRIMNIR WEG CUT TO: THE DREAM WORLD K2K and FREDDYFAN are watching THE GRIMNIR kill everyone. K2K Fucking Grimnir. Now I have to recruit new members all over again.... FREDDYFAN So K, really, what color are her nipples? K2K whirls on FREDDYFAN K2K FINE MOTHERFUCKER! HER NIPPLES ARE DARK PINK, YES SHE DOES HAVE MINOR STRETCHMARKS ON HER TUMMY AND YES SHE DOES SHAVE HERSELF BALD AND YES SHE DOES KEGELS TO KEEP HER SHIT TIGHT!!! ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY? FREDDYFAN *smiling* Damn straight. Here. FREDDYFAN hands a small object to K2K K2K What is it? FREDDYFAN It's an assclown. See? It's a small clown. And if you put it in your ass, you can wake up from your coma and stop The Grimnir. Give it a shot. K2K *sighs* Fucking board members. What the hell? K2K inserts the assclown into his ass and slowly disappears. FREDDYFAN Wow, I didn't think it would really work. I just wanted to see him stick something in his ass. Ass. Hehehehehe. Oh wait, now I am stuck here all alone. FREDDYFAN begins to cry. Suddenly he spots a magazine. It's High Times. FREDDYFAN Well, at least now I won't be bored. Just going through major withdrawals. CUT TO: THE HOSPITAL K2K wakes up. Surrounding him are JAWS and JAFFE. K2K Where am I? JAWS The hospital. You were in a coma. K2K I've got to go. I've got to stop The Grimnir. Now let me up! JAWS We have to keep you for evaulation. K2K FUCK YOUR EVALUATION!!!! JAFFE Hey K, wanna play Horror Movie Trivia? K2K runs out of the hospital, bare ass hanging out of his gown. JAWS Ewww, he had bedsores on his ass. JAFFE So Jaws, you wanna play Horror Movie Trivia? CUT TO: K2K racing down the road in his car, still wearing his backless robe. The bansaber sits on the passenger seat. K2K Gotta get to Fyre...so so so horny. The Grimnir can wait, I need laid. CUT TO: KINGOFHORROR87's house. He's sitting in the living room watching Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. It's raining outside. Everytime the lightning flashes, we see THE GRIMNIR looking in on him. THE GRIMNIR WEG FADE TO BLACK THE END